lemme tell u a secret..

October 26th, 2005

now that i’m gonna tell u it’s no longer going to be a secret..but come on!!
jus lemme say~
u ppl out there i dun knw if u guys still remember pang heng lung…
but eww (how am i gonna say dis)..omg i dunno how he get my number but yea he smsed me..
the 1st like is WHAT IS YOU NAME?
what is YOU name?! i saw that and i went like “ah beng!!! ah beng!!!” omg AH BENG ALERT!!!
ok..then it’s still acceptable..but the he msg HI PRETTY GIRL..dem direct translation from “hi! leng lui!”
u dunno how my bulu roma stand man!!! freaky..but seriously i must give him credit all his spellings are correct :) then his next sms went like this “WHAT ARE U PRETTY GIRL?”-my gawd !!what dat means?!!!
omg..he’s like fat..not so good looking and WORSE!!! DIRTY!!!!!!eewwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwww
i thought he’s like sajer sms so i dun bother then he started calling..dem freaky~~ i dun even dare to pick up da phone..and i am starting to get REAL PARANOID..when i see an unidentified number i won’t answer in case it’s him…damn!!
an u remember his good frend another fat fella…face like butcher(according to cy) ..and darn dirty..and hav totally disgusting oily hair!!!!!!!!!!when i was in f4 or f5 he STALKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!i thought i was gonna die at dat time..either die being raped or die in my attempt to get away from him…aduh~~ he was driving in the opposite lane when he say me cycling and guess what!! he da darn ugly PERVERT Uturn and follow me from behind!! i was so totally freaked out!! trust me…and last time when i was doing duty he purposely walk so close to me..and tried to accidentally bump into me!!!dat darn pervert!!!eeewwwww
i’m not discriminating him on purpose..but U GOT TO SERIOSLY SEE HIM FOR URSELF THEN U’LL REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN..
till then plz pray for me..not a good interruption esp when exams are so close…darn! anyway i love u all!!!u guy, the non-perverts or the pervert-on-purpose(alvin).
ANd I AM SO GONNA KILL ALVIN CHAN HUAN TING>JUST U WAIT AND SEE>>LIMJINNI AND HER SUPER SAIYA POWER!!!DIE FIEND!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the end,alvin chan and alvin chan alone will knw why he has to be terminated.

sarang he…*Love*

the last days…

October 23rd, 2005

exams coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so freaky…dammit…muahaha..
lemme just say..i’ll do my best and the rest is in the hands of the Lord!!
hohoho.. this blog may b short.so i hope u don’t mind..
went to school dis morning…not bad……….not bad,,prize giving..i got nothing..lol..darn sounds so pathetic..haha nola nola…jking!!
ya..muz work harder..yeah!!!2 more weeks pia like siao po..2 more weeks exam and after dat LIBERTY!!!
wohoo..eh ppl, dat day hor PANG HENG LUNG sms me u knw.i was so freaked out..omg..Pang heng lung..da u knw F*t fella..dat guy last time stalk me u knw!!! freaky..well his sms went dis way..”hi! wat is you name?” what is YOU name??when i saw dat..straight away i was like “AH BENG~!!!AH BENG!!”
haha ..but nvm.he’s ok..i dreamt the other day i had a fat bf..then suddenly think of pang HENG lung…dem takut later at night got nightmare… :) but all in all..heng lung is a nice fella i guess,deep down inside…hopefully..^^
to all me buddies,or baddies.or buggies..
jinni the pretty,adorable(now dun u dare show any sign of puking!!!),fun luving,poning poning,great withstander of pain..but suck at tickly tily action and God Forbid..mushy mushy actions…wanna say
LOVE U ALL..CM,CY,ALVIN..BUGGERS AR..4 MORE WEEKS ONI!TAHAN TAHAN LA~AFTERDAT WE GO MELEPAKING AGAIN!!!!!!..TO THE REST..DO MISS ME..AND PRAY FOR US!!(THE ONES SITTING FOR STPM)…THANK U THANK U!!!

my opinion matters alot..so read!

October 16th, 2005

haha..sajer just feel a lil bossy today~nice title hehe
okok..juz wanna share a lil stuff with u guys…
i dreamt dat day..i’ve been dreaming alot…(hmm…)ok i dreamt mj,cm,alvin,cy and i we 1 gang go australia..weird rite..we were watching sum performance on a ship where there’s a scene where the ppl in to jump into the sea when the ship capsize..so of coz all the actors jump into the sea la rite..so many like around 50+ ppl.and i was wondering how are they gonna get out of the water..hehe guess what..i found out that the show the use dolphins to save the ppl from the drowning ship..haha and seriously i think i saw a dolphin as big as a whale..sleeping?(weird rite) btw i remember the ticket for the show was rm400 but dunno how the fella cut till rm 120.:) dun ask~ i also dunno why i dream like this….okok..stOoopid crap.this is not what i want to share…
THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SHARE-wat’s ur fav movies? well..i dun wanna knw but let me tell u bout mine (haha so mean) when i was young i HATE Snow White..so stoOpid the show..i watch Land before Time..hehe..that “apa itu name”..ya itu Littlefoot..lost the mother..on his way to the Great Valley..the little brontosaurus’s mother die edi..but then when he reached a stone wall that has the figure of his mom he so happy..and go and lick the statue..but then he found out it’s not his MOm..so sad..evrytime i watch that part sure cry wan..haha dat when i was young la dude!wah.no Mummy~so sad..haha so, i also watch sum SUPER COMPLICATED MOVIE..like The Last Unicorn..haha actually i like the unicorn nia..but so much witchcraft..and i dun knw what the show’s about until i was 12..and can still remember the STUPID Red bull..and Prince Lear ^^.imagine watch for 6 years oni can faham the dem show..haha and i like Nemo..stupid show but still i watch more than 20 times..and of coz Spirited Away~best of the lot..watch paling banyak time wan.uncountable..more than the time i watch The last Unicorn in the past 6 years..ahhaa
and of coz the ngong meng meteor garden (f4) lol..sajer la..jerry can act very well^^..but so many many show i hav to admit..I like The Last Unicorn best..u know why? WHEN U WATCH THE SAME MOVIE FOR 6 YEARS,U’LL FEEL VERY VERY ATTACHED TO IT OK?6 YEARS!DAT’S 365DAYS TIMES 6=ALOT~
btw in Land before time my fav character is not Littlefoot.It’s Petrie!!muahahah…he’s cunted!
okok.dun wan talk edi..smal testi..THANK GOD..by his Grace and Mercy HE helped me tru my BIO chapter 1..which is palinng sakit kepala wan..the toughest chapter to me in BIO is Chapter 1,2&3..can siao wan read those chapters..God help me~i took me 3 days to get into the mood to bukak the first page of chapter 1..and i wanna ask..DNA is 5to3 izit? and RNA is 3to5 izit?how to see ar? poning poning..~ on DNA part..haha orite.PARTY time bio BAB 2 is waiting for me..GTG! catchya’l soon..do miss me..MUST VISIT ME!!!i at home very very sien~but i dun want to go school..rather tengok my Tezuka punya muka..haha..so take care guys..
_dis blog today is juz a edition which i wrote for my own sentimental purpose-:)

lotsa love,hugs,muaks muaks ,
Jinni the poning poning punye budak~

crazy week

October 13th, 2005

here i am at the verge of insanity..everything started last sunday..
i was a bit late for church u see,so i was rushing..and then the damnest-EST thing happened..i didnt knw there was a stopper at the door so i juz swing de darn door and walk tru..tanz to the stopper,the bloody door didnt open wide enuf and i ram straight into it..the momentum and speed arghh..dem pain..yup my head..it hit around my eyebrows..lol so the bruise was a little hidden..but that didnt stop me from wailing in pain as-if-a-shark-took-a-chunk-of-my-meat.
and that nite,mayb bcoz of the after effect of the bang i had dis darn weird dream.dreamt i was sum man-eater,yup cannibal(yes but a very pretty one lol)..and i ate like 6-7 ppl.Omigosh!! yea..i had had dis PILE of human bone which i dunno where to dispose..i even tought of hiding them in the flower pots(darn silly)..but guess what..i remembered BBC and M.Y are also maneaters(BBC-beh boon cong lol)..so i went to find BBC,i was like “bbc,how wor wat to do with the bones?u ate anyone ar?where are the bones?u throw where wor?” and ya,u guys knw bbc.. will roughly guess his reaction.he went like “really?so easy!i eat up all the bones la!u eat 7 oni ar?i ate more then u la..haha” and i was thinking ‘hmm ..mayb i can call bbc t finish my pile of bones too..” and i went like OMG.i’m goin insane and i better wake up..when i woke up i saw this pile of bones in front of me..i was like”shit! i wasn’t dreaming?!SHIT!!”and thank god at that moment my mom came to the rescue..she enter the room to apply make up and oon the room light.
the darn blinding like woke me up for real..but tanz to her,MOM SAVED THE DAY..yey!!
3rd thing i was bz flipping tru(take note who always use this phrase) my books..flip tru onila..and so kind a chicken to sms me this weird but very enlighthening sms which make me laugh like 2 seconds..it went like this:21 NOVEMBER 2005,10.30am-tarikh bersejarah yang tidak dicatat dalam buku sejarah bagi penduduk tingkatan 6.bendera penjajah STPM akan diturunkan bermakna..anda telah berjaya memperoleh kemerdekaan..Darurat”duduk rumah study” akan dibubarkan..perjuangan bermati-matian princess JInni akan sentiasa dihargai..untuk sekarang..gud luck in ur STPM and God Bless In ur exam..-
aww so touching..tuan hamba pakee,beta queen mushroom junjung kasih dan selamat atas ucapan tuan hamba..turut mengexpresskan rasa setinggi-tinggi ribuan million billion terima kasih bagi pihak penduduk tingkatan 6.
oh yea.this few days i am in a crazy mood.keep smsing in bm..and bcome queen mushroom head,egg head,,and oHH ya…QUEEN PELARIAN KINGDOM MOODIVIA(yg kadang-kadang terpaksa balik ke kingdom moodivia against my kerelaan..)minta maaf kepada sahabat-handai,fren fren saya kerana beta(err patik sounds more humble) hari itu moodivia dengan anda semua..beta telah menderhakai the circle of trust..sorry..minta ampun,beribu ribu million billion trillion ampun dan maaf..tolongla jangan menyula saya..sangat sakit la~oh ya..minta maaf kepada alvin walaupun beliau telah berkeras keras menahan saya daripada membeli baju dari tempat ah beng iaitu thursday market..saya telah membreak the circle of trust dengan membeli 3 seluar ah beng..tetapi jangan risau..saya tak akan pakai keluar dari rumah tanpa melaporkan kepada tuan besar fesyen ALVIN CHAN..
ooh..dat day we put mascara on Alvin..i swear he looks happy..lol..jking..
oh ok..macan nak menulis novel saya..beta,queen pelarian moodivia yang telah lari dari kingdom moodivia minta diri dulu.JUNJUNG SElamat dan Love anda semua…muaks..muaks..ada free jenguk jenguk la saya di rumah ok?saya tengah sien sampai tengah,no hampir mati ke-sien-an..tolong la VISIT me..heheh

a leap,a fall and a smile..

October 2nd, 2005

nande?weird title..so starting off..
jinni the egg head,coconut scraper,mushroom head..ugly moles and giant teeth..is alive and OK.
still being a huge nuisance haha..but yup..tot of doing braces..is dat how u spell dat?(;P haha tak tau spelling! Bodoh!)
ok so wateva..if i do it i gonna b ugly and “gigi besi” for 2 years!!
shit~ dah le no bf,become ugly samore..bloody hell..
MUAhaha..i’m so gonna be the TOTAL NERD for like at least 2 years dammit..(haha,padan muka lu ;p)
so,i’m still thinking mayb no need do braces la~..not dat i very ugly now ma hor?
i not pretty meh? HAR I NOT PReTTy MEH?say properly ar!! (–>=.=’ ada org kuat perasan)
cis..mamushi bluek! i saw a snake yesterday..eww.
btw…after stpm i’m gonna eat my way tru a mountain of fruitcake..yey!!
and look la look..i’m gonna read all tho comics haha esp the japanese ones..haha..
syok sendiri…watch movies..and sit at teluk batik from morning until the sun sets..
sit there read all the crappy books about sum world war2 ,and the fall of berlin wall and dump all my f6 books into the sea….
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these few days gatal tangan wanna do cooking..heheh..but very malas wanne clean up the kitchen.
so juz sit at home and makan pringles and ice cream ..like siao kia..hahhaha…(>. =.=” budak gila bercakap)
oh i am so intrigued by those strippers,haha i mean i wonder how they do the pole dance so curious….
hm..mayb one day i mus interview them..hoHOho..{=.=” –>sudah tak boleh dibantu..kesian.aloh!!)
crazy me..better end blog 1st b4 i bcome totally insane.. oh yea,fulamak,these few days i really like to watch movies about serial killer,horror and gruesome investigation…lagi complicated i lagi syok!
ok..crazy edi ..bye bye(berhati-hati dengan penulis blog ini,-.-” ada sakit mental yang teruk)